Inside the mind of Jack

Jack {bringing me the box of ice cream cones after examining it for a little while}: "Mommy, see these ice cream cones? The ones with the chocolate on them?"

Mommy: "Yes, I see them."

Jack: "Later tonight, while you are sleeping, I am going to eat them."

{The first two words that popped into my head after this announcement? Double Gates. One at his bedroom door, one at the top of the stairs. Best money we ever spent.}