Mommy: "You are my favorite Ben."
Ben: "I won't be your favorite Ben when I'm a dad."
Mommy: "Actually, you'll always be my favorite Ben."
Ben: "No, because I won't still be Ben when I'm a dad. You get a new name when you're a dad."
Mommy: "What will your new name be?"
Ben: "Chimmy." (read: Jimmy)
Ben: "I won't be your favorite Ben when I'm a dad."
Mommy: "Actually, you'll always be my favorite Ben."
Ben: "No, because I won't still be Ben when I'm a dad. You get a new name when you're a dad."
Mommy: "What will your new name be?"
Ben: "Chimmy." (read: Jimmy)
"Look! It"s Abraham Lincoln Logs!"
"Can we have Cheez-its and Gatorade for dinner?"
Mommy: "Ben, please go put on some clean jammies."
Ben: "Why? Where are we going?"